if thanos wanted to kill off half of the population because there weren’t enough resources……..but then snapped half of the vegetation and animals (according to the russos)……..then isn’t he back at square one……………and there aren’t enough resources for the population……………
what about……..all of the empty and abandoned planets……..he couldn’t have restributed populations there? or like………..what about endangered species they’re pretty much gone now thanks to T Hanos…………..he really didn’t think this through………….
this is deadass what part 4 is gonna be. like he’s gonna realize “huh…. maybe this wasn’t a good idea” and reverse time.
Or he literally could have just doubled the resources
Maybe I’m wrong but all he would need is the Space Stone to teleport and redistribute resources + life. But I guess killing half of all life made more sense.
Or he could’ve just created more planets and teleported the halfs but a bitch is too dumb
He can throw a moon for a fight but teleporting some resources is too much work?
He can change reality but he uses it to fake his death and do a power point presentation?
He has the time stone, in which he could literally go back in time and save his home planet ….not by killing half of them …but by using these new powers?
Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.
The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.
And then you read the whole thing in his voice.
bart’s hot cocoa marshmallow
is it still technically a drink? who cares! grampa wanted a slice and i do too 10/10
skittlebrau
i’m still waiting for some artisanal craft beer company to crowdfund the actualisation of skittlebrau 9/10
malk
brittle bones are a small price to pay for all that vitamin r 7/10
the all-syrup super squishee
this drink comes with consequences. are you prepared for what that might mean? 5/10
shelbyville turnip juice
turnip juice is a real thing apparently? who looked at a turnip and wanted to drink it? 3/10
homer’s morning glass of syrup
my teeth are crying 0/10
marge’s homemade pepsi
an undefinable and unknowable entity ?/10
lays liquid potato chips
i’ve got questions and they’re all about how i can forget i ever had to think about this 0/10
worcestershire flavoured soft drink
carbonated worcestershire is truly a cursed concept 0/10
a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat
the bartender requires you to sign a waiver before he serves you. this drink takes you to a strange new place where the man whose hat you are drinking from tells you the meaning of life in a way you are never able to articulate after you regain consciousness number eight/10
this is, obviously i think, the best post on this site. we all can stop posting now. i feel such relief
now hold on just a minute, op forgot a few essentials
tomacco juice
tomacco was the produce made by homer, when mixing tobacco and tomatoes after putting a plutonium rod in the ground near tobacco and tomato plants. considering tomacco was highly addictive, repulsive + possibly deadly 0/10
flaming homer/flaming moe
the secret ingredient in the flaming homer and flaming moe is krusty’s non-narkotik kough syrup for kids, probably more addictive than tomacco but everyone seemed to love it so 9/10
ned flander’s hot cocoa from the simpsons movie
this is the same cocoa that made bart mutter “oh my god” 22/10
I have
no idea
what you’re
talking about
i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this
apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this
seb’s the weird cousin
This is amazing oml
Seb’s the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience
@snowyseba This explains everything!
I’ve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.
I think you missed the other fanboy…
Love this
Everybody says Seb isn’t like Bucky… but he IS. He’s Bucky without a mask on. Bucky’s always wearing some sort of mask. Even around Steve. Seb is what Bucky would be like if he’d had the chance to just ~be~.
UH THIS
Um we’re forgetting someone…
ITS FINALLY ON MY DASH YESSS
Not to forget our “Wizard”:
Aldjaksnana
I’ve found it. I’ve found the perfect post.
it’s on my dash jdnckdmd
these dorks lmaoo
I love everyone omg they’re all so amazing???
Don’t forget
Chris looks so hot in that first gif set
Omg I found THE original post! Holy shit I’ve only ever seen screenshots of this!
This post pops up on my dash every few months and I will never not reblog it.
This is too good to not reblog
Everybody see this, this is the quality trash I came to Tumblr in the first place.
This post is ALMOST perfect, but we’re forgetting someone:
Marvel has a farm wher they harvest actors [confirmed]
for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question
so far i’ve done misha collins
dj khaled
troian bellisario
sean o'pry
gavin grimm
tj miller
lany
and so far not a single goddamn answer.
i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff stops me
still doin it
answer me you heathens
answer me
answer me you cowards
answer the question
Have they answered u yet
no i’m furious
answer the question
Perseverance is my only virtue
cowards
every single person on here? cowardly bitches.
face your mortality. choose your requiem.
i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down
i love persephone and hades because everything western tries their best to make him seem like this stern powerful dark guy
when in the actual mythology he was probably more like that guy in your language arts class who writes his own poetry but throws it away because he doesn’t think its any good and he listens to Bright Eyes and is teaching himself to knit. and there’s this girl he likes at school,and he thinks he’d be a good boyfriend and so he tricks her over to his house to work on a “group project” intending to put the moves on her but she gets inside and is like “wow, your parents are loaded, cool you’ve got all this great food in your fridge- this is awesome Im n e v e r l e a v i n g and its just a really stressful time for him right now ok
I imagine Demeter, Persephone’s mom, is like a crunchy-granola vegan person and half the reason Persephone likes being in Hades’s house is because she doesn’t have to eat quinoa in there.
softlygasping
shepardlives
cecil palmer: he grinned, and everything about him was perfect. and i fell in love instantly.
me, gay but unhappy abt it, age 13:
did you know that this iconic line is turning 7 years old tomorrow?
omg… happy birthday to night vale!!
